Dual....:-)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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