Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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