yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
did you just send me my own nude
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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