That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's shark week go big or go home
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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