I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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