He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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