letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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