My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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