Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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