Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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