it's like russian roulette but with a penis
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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