So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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