We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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