Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!