u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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