You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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