I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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