Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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