Already got asked if we're dating
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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