Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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