remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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