Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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