would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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