So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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