I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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