I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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