It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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