In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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