THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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