She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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