He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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