Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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