So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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