Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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