I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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