weddingsv make me drug and hornr
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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