Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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