the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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