is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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