return my video game
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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