I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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