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(213): View more from California

he quoted Bring It On. It's over.

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(914): View more from New York

apparently the secret to your success is patron

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(614): View more from Ohio

Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too

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(831): View more from California

It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.

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(904): View more from Florida

I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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(315): View more from New York

some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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(706): View more from Georgia

You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??

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