he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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