I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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