Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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