good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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