I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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