I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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