At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
