So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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