So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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