I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just want nice things and good sex
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
