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very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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