that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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