Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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