your parents love me but you hate me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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