jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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