Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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