I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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