butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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